"My Mind Won't Work"

I guess that would make me a mindless idiot!

"A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks."---Jason Zebehazy

"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."---John Lennon

"He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot."---Douglas Adams

"I'm a one-man idiot."---Eddie Izzard

"I've had great success being a total idiot."---Jerry Lewis

"If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself."---Frederic William Farrar

"If you think you know everything and think you've done everything, I know you're an idiot."---John C. Shepard

"Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential."---Nicole Sullivan

"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot."---Scott Adams

...and lastly , the theory I now live by...

"When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap."---Cynthia Heimel

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peter