Now that I'm kind of back to working for a living (kind of)I'm startin to appreciate weekends again. The tradeoff is that I'm also re-learning to hate mondays. Today was monday wasn't it? So here's some monday bitching for your pleasure!
To Terry...no freakin eggs from these stupid chickens! ...All they know how to do is shit and eat!!
To Elly, no you can not breathe out through your nose! ...It is a totally closed system!!
To Cory, I had a freaking sleep study done last year but ...apparently it doesn't work on idiots!!
To Bernie, if you don't get better soon and go home I'm gonna come and kick your ass big time! ...I a1n't kidding!!
To my mother...how dare you not be here!!
To my father...same goes for you!!
To the London transit bus drivers...get real will ya!!
To all the hype about H1N1...give me a freaking break!!
To the Montreal Canadiens...pathetic!!
To the media everywhere...liars!!
To all politicians...ditto!!
To all politicians in business...I have no time for you!!
To people who don't keep their commitments...don't even talk to me!!
To all my children...NO!!
To Old John...I double dare you to give me some advice!!
"Every other day, every other day,
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
You can find me cryin' all of the time"---John Phillips
"I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain."---Jane Wagner
"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do."---Joe Walsh
love
peter
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2 comments:
I can't resist.
I am pretty sure I have given you this one before, but it never hurts to hear it again. This is a quote from an old neighbour to his girlfriend as she struggled to get a worm on a fishing hook, but it can be used in many situations.
"Shut up and quit complaining!"
And to Bernie...I will come down with Pete to help kick your ass if you don't straighten up and fly right.
Love Old John
You are a bigger idiot than I gave you credit for...it is not a closed system and Bernie breathes in AND out through his nose all the time...as does Cory YOU DO NOT KNOW IT ALL YET!!! love you, me
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